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June 27, 2008 05:59 PM

My past is catching up with me

June 27, 2008 10:49 AM

Today I had a really unpleasant visitor. My past. It arrived in the form of Trevor, a CPA. Nice guy; VERY interested in the Talkathon, but more interested in my financial records.

I used to work at this company that wasn't exactly what it said it was, and I kind of feel guilty, and that's all I want to say about that. I literally, truly didn't know what was going on there.

I mean, the boss was a friend of my Dad's! If you can't trust your Dad's golf buddy, who can you trust?

Anyway, it weighs on me. The things that I was involved with, they cost a lot of people a lot of money. I didn't know anything, I SWEAR I didn't know anything, but that doesn't change the fact that I had a role. Accomplice. Aider and abettor. Necktie-wearing, propaganda-spewing, monkey-suited corporate STOOGE!!!!!

OK. Self-loathing doesn't get you anywhere.

That's what the Talkathon is for, right? Let's fix the world. Let's all band together and FIX THE WORLD.

I'm wasting time. I've got emails to write.

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