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Ode to Water

July 13, 2008 04:15 PM

Water. We so take it for granted despite the fact that we can’t live without it. Not me, not anymore. I spent a day without it, and that’s all it took for me to consider my water cooler a shrine. I ask you all to consider treating water with the respect and reverence it deserves as the thirst-quenching, life-giving beverage it is.

Ode to Water

By Parker Whittle

Water is…

Refreshment for my heart and soul.

Cleanser of my chili bowl.

Give up milk I’d much rather.

I need water to make my shiny hair lather.

Without water, life seems scary and small.

Plus you’d hit cement when you cannonball.

H is for happy, wet shower time.

2 is for twice as important as all other liquids.

O is for OMG I’m never taking water for granted again.

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