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Don’t Try This at Home - Short Legal Disclaimer

July 14, 2008 02:10 PM

It's called "cup stacking" not "glass stacking"

It's been brought to my attention that my feeble attempt at cup stacking was a bad idea.  Let me say in my defense that everything I'm doing here is to get more people involved in the i'm Initiative so 10 social causes will get some much needed funding from Microsoft's deep pockets. That being said -

*** Do not try glass stacking at home***

Parker Whittle in no way endorses, or condones, the use of glass, crystal, or ceramic drinking vessels for the purpose of stacking, arranging, juggling, or breaking.

Should you of your own free will choose to ignore my warning, please print out and sign the following waiver and return it to me.

I, ________________________________, certify that Parker told me stacking glasses was a bad idea, but I didn't listen, so it's my fault.

Signed______________________  Date_____________

 

Cupstacking

July 14, 2008 03:55 AM

Disclaimer:

If you’re reading this, your BS detector is chirping like a smoke detector with a dicey 9-volt. As you’ve probably guessed, this blog is fictional, but the causes, and the i’m Initiative most certainly are not. The purpose of this blog is to raise awareness of the i’m Initiative and the worthy causes it helps. If we rubbed you the wrong way in the process that wasn’t our intention, so “sorry, our bad.” The alternate was something called an “e-mail blast.” But, believe us that’s not nearly as exciting as it sounds. A herd of well-compensated legal professionals in Redmond, Washington, says we also need to tell you something:

The Parker Whittle character depicted herein is fictitious and his activities are described for illustrative purposes only.

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