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FAQ 6: How does the i'm Initiative work?

July 21, 2008 08:36 AM

In a nutshell, if you sign up for the i'm Initiative, Microsoft donates money to a social cause every time you send an e-mail with Windows Live Hotmail or an IM with Windows Live Messenger. The more you e-mail or IM, they more they give. The more people e-mailing and IMing, the more and more Microsoft gives.

That's the nutshell. Here's the nut.

1) Where does the money come from?

It's free for all of us users. The money comes from ad revenue. If you take a look at the products, you'll see little ads there. See? Ads. If you join the i'm Initiative, you're telling Microsoft, "I saw your ad. Now it's your turn." The i'm Initiative is a full-throttle, advertising-supported giving machine. Which should also shed light on some of the other, deeper questions I've been getting. Stuff about life, identity, mission, purpose, and the nature of digital existence.

2) How often do they give?

Every time you hit "send." Send an e-mail? Donation. Send an IM? Donation. Smiley face, smiley face, smiley face? Donation, donation, donation.

3) For more information:

Check out im.live.com. They've got all the information there. Also, I'm going to re-post the video I did with my buddy Ed that lays it out straight. OK, semi-straight.

 

 

Counting sheep puts you to sleep. So I’m counting wolves.

July 21, 2008 03:27 AM

That's not keeping me awake, either. So I'll ramble about wolves.

In general, wolves get a bad rap.  Has anyone actually seen a wolf huff and puff and blow anything down? I don’t think so. They’re essentially giant dogs that haven’t been domesticated, right? So, being dogs, they probably pant, but that’s not huffing and puffing.

OK, maybe they’re huffing, but they’re hardly puffing in the true sense of the word “puffing.”

I don’t really know (and I don’t recommend trying it) but I think if I walked up to a wolf slowly and put out my hand for him to sniff, everything would be fine. There’s a certain etiquette to meeting dog-types, and if you don’t follow it, you get growled at (or worse). It involves sniffing and getting sniffed, and if your smell checks out, I’m guessing you’d be OK. 

Speaking of sniffing: I stink. I hope I don’t have to test my theory before I get a chance to shower. 

 

No - sleeping zone

July 21, 2008 02:16 AM

Disclaimer:

If you’re reading this, your BS detector is chirping like a smoke detector with a dicey 9-volt. As you’ve probably guessed, this blog is fictional, but the causes, and the i’m Initiative most certainly are not. The purpose of this blog is to raise awareness of the i’m Initiative and the worthy causes it helps. If we rubbed you the wrong way in the process that wasn’t our intention, so “sorry, our bad.” The alternate was something called an “e-mail blast.” But, believe us that’s not nearly as exciting as it sounds. A herd of well-compensated legal professionals in Redmond, Washington, says we also need to tell you something:

The Parker Whittle character depicted herein is fictitious and his activities are described for illustrative purposes only.

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