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July 22, 2008 08:27 PM

Counting sheep puts you to sleep. So I’m counting wolves.

July 21, 2008 03:27 AM

That's not keeping me awake, either. So I'll ramble about wolves.

In general, wolves get a bad rap.  Has anyone actually seen a wolf huff and puff and blow anything down? I don’t think so. They’re essentially giant dogs that haven’t been domesticated, right? So, being dogs, they probably pant, but that’s not huffing and puffing.

OK, maybe they’re huffing, but they’re hardly puffing in the true sense of the word “puffing.”

I don’t really know (and I don’t recommend trying it) but I think if I walked up to a wolf slowly and put out my hand for him to sniff, everything would be fine. There’s a certain etiquette to meeting dog-types, and if you don’t follow it, you get growled at (or worse). It involves sniffing and getting sniffed, and if your smell checks out, I’m guessing you’d be OK. 

Speaking of sniffing: I stink. I hope I don’t have to test my theory before I get a chance to shower. 

 

No - sleeping zone

July 21, 2008 02:16 AM

Hand Cramps! Hand Cramps!

July 18, 2008 11:04 PM


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